Whoever heard of an android with a manual transmission?
Team EETnet: Don Swaab, Inrange Technologies, and Jim Randazzo

Microsoft Bob is my co-pilot.
Aron Pomerleau, Alstom Signaling

Tell me again, why does the auto pilot need night vision goggles?
Ed Sullivan, Battelle

New art deco magnetoresistive head design.
Duane Elms, Transwitch

What the Air Force got when their specifications called for a heads-up display.
Wilson Seto, Ashburn Consulting

Well, Ned always felt like he was part of the aircraft, but that crash was just eerie!
Norm Dancer, Dell

Darth Lazio appeared to be gaining the upper hand until Jedi Hillary heard the reminder to 'Use the Force!'
Michael Cook, Rockwell Collins Inc.

The new Rosie the Riveter android has a bug in the "Goggles Down While Welding" process.
Stephan Samuelson

Welcome to the Nasdaq stock market theme park. Please suit up and get ready for the dot-com freefall, and enjoy your ride. We hope to see you again.
Srikishen Bahudhanam, Aperto Networks

This is the fourth freshman this week. Either we have to get rid of the bioengineering department or ban frat hazing.
Damir Smitlener, ASIC Alliance

Sure, Bob, the faceplate's really great, but the ports are kind of SCSI.
Jonathan Meigs, Honeywell

Freddy, don't forget to put down your safety goggles when you inspect that firewall.
Stefaan Kiebooms, Green Hills Software

This IS my casual Friday attire.
David C. Barber, Vanguard Technical Solutions

Mannikin Skywalker
Scott Haney, Rockwell Collins

Gee, Bob, I don't think this is what the spec meant when it said to include a human-machine interface.
Allan Stevens, Washington Group International

They say she's just a figurehead, but I'd watch out for that infrared vision of hers.
Zev Farkas

Human Resources introduces their new automated benefits administration program.
Gary Carlson, Hewlett-Packard Co.

Gee, management wasn't kidding when they said they'd have the engineer's head on a stick if they missed another deadline.
Johnny Ancich, Dalsa

If you are going to shatter any glass ceilings, always wear headgear, eye protection and have a tough hide.
Everett Groff, Dell Computer

Yes, I know Lord Vader commissioned the Industrial Design group to come up with a lighter, more modern breathing apparatus. But do you think it wise to show him this?
Frank Muennemann, Arraycomm Inc.

There are no problems assimilating hirelings in-to a corporate culture when you use "Borg" technology.
Mark Klemkosky, Intel Corp.

Voice Wreckognition.
Mike Harris, Avanti

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