June 21, 1999
#464
Jochen Stein
ISO Compliance? Our employees put the "I" in
ISO compliance!
Paul Goscinski, National Marine, Fisheries Service
Margaret hadn't really expected her previous employer to take that "eye-for-an-eye" discipline policy so seriously.
Michael Cook, Rockwell Collins Inc.
That's Cyndi with one "i!"
Ram Ramakrishnan, Cadence
The first casualty of the "Eye 2K" problem.
Johnny Ancich, Dalsa Inc.
Aye, Captain! Iris is our Quality Control coord-inator.
Skye Montrell, Icongraphics
You bought how many shares of AOL today??
Team EETnet: Don Swaab, Inrange Technologies, and Jim Randazzo, Liberty
"Ladies and gentlemen, I am the public relations officer for the Springfield Nuclear Power plant, and let me assure you that last week's radiation leak was very minor. The quick actions of our safety technician, Homer J. Simpson, averted a major disaster."
Marco L. Forcone, ILC Data Device Corp.
I'm sorry but the ayes carry the vote.
Phil Biehl, Planar Systems Inc.
"Ms. C.B. Smythe, I believe you have a bright future with us here at CBS!"
"Luckie" Lyon, Northrop Grumman (ACS)
Meet Sally, she's our new Eye/Oh engineer.
Michael T. Wright, Motorola CIGSS
The not-so-blind date.
Matt Kurtz, Videon Central, Inc.
Hey! I didn't misrepresent myself in my online personal ad. You techies all assume everybody makes typos in e-mail like you do. My description did say, "brown eye and hair." So, what's the problem?
Paula Jensen, Music Corp.
Why, yes. As a matter of fact, I do have an eye for details. Why do you ask?
Pamela Madden, Vicor Westcor Division
Picasso tries his hand at plastic surgery.
Team EETnet: Don Swaab, Inrange Technologies; Zev Farkas, Maycom; and Jim Randazzo
Sorry, Ms. Polyphemous, our ad contained some typos. We're looking for a "single-cycle op-code expert," not a "single, cyclops code-expert."
Bill Gober, Rockwell Collins Inc.
Wow, they've taken this downsizing thing a little too far.
Tom Webster, Lucent Microelectronics
The marketing department asked the programmers of the new video poker terminal to ensure that the game was politically correct . . . Meet one-eyed Jill.
Dan Lehotsky, Dalsa Inc.
. . . and I thought some folks at my company were narrow-minded!
John Beaty, Square D Co.
Sandy never thought about the biological impacts of using really big computer displays until one day . . .
James M. Conrad, Ericsson Inc.
The biotech generation: a designer baby of Picasso-loving parents.
Reno Rossetti, Fairchild Semiconductor
The most difficult part of getting the job was when he said "cover one eye" for the eye exam.
Joseph M. Kusmiss, Mitre Corp.
She has technology in her genes. Both of her parents worked on the Manhattan Project.
Terry Biggs, Synopsys
Foresight is better than hindsight, isn't it?
Douglas Neumann, NAWCAD
EMI dangerous? I've been using a cell phone for years without any problems!
Benjamin F. Kuo, Troika Networks Inc.
The future of human evolution in a Microsoft-only OS world.
Eric Winsor, Iomega Corp.
Marketing swears this product is the result of focus-group meetings.
Jim Randazzo, Kansas City, Mo.
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